(*probably should clarify that this is just my personal opinion - nothing against the previous occupants, I just didn't share their vision for the place*)
(Let me just interrupt at this point to say that I just went back and reread through what I've written so far and noticed that I started the last sentence by saying "I looks a million times better." And that is a false statement. The house looks a million times better. I look 3 years older and 2 babies chubbier. :) ha)
Ok so back to the house...
We've updated and changed a lot of things, but there are still pa-lenty that we haven't touched yet. We've been busy (read: two babies in three years) and we've been living on a budget (read: no money for home improvement projects). Some of the things in this house just make me laugh and wonder "what were they thinking?" And I've been wanting to share them with you so we can laugh together. So here you go.
Things that make you say...huh?
1. We live in a really old farmhouse. But it has an addition (kitchen and dining room) that was built in the 90s. So the 90s weren't that long ago but somehow THIS was viewed as a good idea.
It's an accordian style door that you can pull out to close off the kitchen from the rest of house. Need a closer look? Because not only is it a weird idea (why would you need to close off the kitchen?) but it's also hideous. Like brassy, gold accordian ugliness.
Huh??
2. Then there's this little treasure on my countertop.
Not the Cuties. Pan right until you stumble across a built in metal thing. Huh??
From what I understand, those two little handle things come out and you could sit your blender right on those things and it would work. It hasn't worked since we've been here so I couldn't really tell you. And really...is it that hard to just plug the blender into the wall?
3. What do you do when there's a crack in the ceiling?
How about...... SCOTCH TAPE! Let's zoom in for a closer look...
I mean, I'm honestly curious about this one. What is the purpose the scotch tape? I'm pretty sure it's not holding the ceiling together because, well, it's scotch tape....the baby of all kinds of tape. But just in case, we haven't taken it off because we wouldn't want the ceiling to fall down.
And to top it all off, I'll leave you with this little nugget to ponder..
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Huh?? :)



